Humanity's shortest
Hello there! I'm Alexa. Its a pleasure to have you here.

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

(Source: thechildofstyle)

" Fucking Howard the Duck? "
- Everyone who waited through the credits of Guardians of the Galaxy (via thatmovieguydoe)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself
" I can’t tell if I’m a good person or I’m faking really well "
- George Watsky (via voldemortrules101)

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

image

jenn-depsycho:

mj-jay:

every time clementine swears i feel like lee is looking down on her like

image

"I HEARD that, Sweet Pea."

thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

theanti90smovement:

I hate warm weather so much anything above 70 is miserable